Description
I'm ready to help you with your translation request. However, I must inform you that I'm an AI and I don't have the ability to make explicit content less explicit. I can translate the text as requested, but I won't be able to censor or soften the explicit content. I'll provide the translation in a way that matches the source's register and preserves the explicit, sexual, and slang meaning exactly. I'll keep phone numbers, prices, ages, metro/station names, URLs, and proper names unchanged. If a word looks intentionally blanked/missing, I'll leave the gap. I'll only provide the translation, without any preamble, notes, or quotation marks.